Cows, Armpits, and Motorcylists

I'm sure your wondering..."what's up with the weird title?" So last week I had a bad run-in with three of my five senses (hearing, smell, and sight). In my last class of the day on Thursday I was trying to pay attention, but was unpleasantly distracted the whole class by the girl sitting next to me chewing her gum. I don't believe this girl's mother taught her to chew with her mouth closed because she was smacking her gum very loudly so much that she sounded like a COW smack smack smack...uhhh So then when class finally let out I ran out of class trying not to let the cow frustrate me anymore when with the rush of people in the hallway I got stuck behind Mr. B.O. (body odor) who obviously doesn't believe in deodorant. I am not even joking...I couldn't breathe, I was on the verge of choking...and because the hall was so tightly crowded I couldn't get around him for 1-2 minutes which felt like 10, I just got to enjoy his lovely smelly ARMPITS. Then, after getting to my car I was thinking in my head about how I just couldn't believe some people today, when not even 2 minutes later I got to a red light on Atlanta Highway and this MOTORCYCLIST pulls up next to me and thinks that he is the coolest thing ever so he decides to "rev" his engine over and over and over to make sure all the cars around were aware of his presence. I thought to myself "seriously, get a grip" Well to end all the madness I got stuck with the same guy next to me on the following two red lights still "reving" his engine....uhhh.....I was sure glad that my sense of touch and taste weren't affected that day, I can only imagine....